Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

In God we trust. All others must bring data.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he'd make certain that everybody would get an above average income?

What's the question the Cauchy distribution hates the most?
Got a moment?